911 Emergency May 16, 2011   

I was at home working on a business project a few days ago when there was an unexpected knock on the door. My blond labradoodle was barking at the door acting crazy like he always does when someone knocks or rings the bell.

 

I cracked the door to see who it was and to tell them I would be right back after I put my dog away. It was the Sheriff and he had his game face on. I closed the door, and while scurrying to get my dog out the back door, I was thinking, What did I do? Did that bank have surveillance? :)

 

I went back to the front door, opened it and said hello. The Sheriff skipped all the pleasantries and got right down to business.

 

“Do you have a son named Ryan or Zion or something like that?” he asked.

 

Oh crud! I thought. What the heck did they do? I wondered. I can't believe it's already started!

 

“Yes I do.” I said.

 

Ryan or Zion has called 911 about 10 times in the last few minutes and is actually on the phone with them right now.” he said.

 

“Oh my gosh!” I said, relieved but also a little entertained. “Yes. It's Zion, my 5 year old. He's supposed to be taking a nap in my office and there's a land line down there. I am so sorry.”

 

“It's ok.” he said. “Do you mind if I come in and talk with him for a minute? We've found that this actually helps them to stop calling 911 except for emergencies.”

 

I agreed.

 

My wife Sky was in our bedroom and heard the conversation and had gone down stairs to get Zion.

 

When she got to my office, Zion was still on the phone having a full blown conversation with the good peeps at 911. Sky asked,

 

“Zion, who are you talking to?”

 

“The lady.” he said, matter of fact-ly.

 

Sky took the phone and told the 911 operator that the officer was here and that we were so sorry.

 

“A police man is here and wants to talk to you Zion.” Sky said.

 

“Why?” asked Zion, with eyes wide opened. (He was super scared.)

 

“Because you called 911.” Sky said.

 

She took him by the hand, walked him upstairs and introduced him to the Sheriff.

 

“Did you make a phone call Zion?” asked the Sheriff.

 

“Yes”

 

“What number did you call?”

 

“1199. I mean 911.”

 

“Why did you call 911?”

 

“Because I don't want to take a nap.”

 

The sheriff couldn't even keep a straight face. It started with a grin, then a smile, then full blown laughter.

 

CLASSIC!

 

We had a little chat with Zion after the Sheriff left.

 

We asked, “Why did you call 911.”

 

His answer…another classic. “It's the only code I know.”

 

Happy days!

 

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  • James Moreno

    Wow! That is to funny:)

  • Jnlytton

     Out of the mouths of Babes! This was precious!

    Thanks for sharing. We are grateful for all you communicate!

    Jim 

  • Lisaleon63

    Oh my gosh! It amazes me what a 5 yr old will say @ times…. 

  • Legalley

    My son JW did that to me as well. He called 9-1-1 and quickly hung up, because I was about to spank him. Only problem was, he did it after 9pm and we had no call back after 8pm. The Sheriff’s Dept. surrounded our house with 20 officers before they “attacked” us. Thank goodness, after a good scolding by a Sheriff’s Capt., I believe JW learned a lesson and will probably NOT call 9-1-1 again, unless he is in real trouble. KIDS – Gotta Luv ‘Em……

  • Mcgee Prepaidlegalservices

    I love it! 

  • http://www.facebook.com/caseymugar Casey Mugar

    Love it.  Hilarious!  I never did that as a kid.  Then again, I don’t think I’ve ever had a  problem falling asleep, back then or now.  lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/kimberly.olsen Kimberly Olsen

     That’s awesome…we had a little girl call once before as well, only we had fire and ambulance show up because they couldn’t understand her. Kids…what a blessing :)

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Hughes/100001188005235 Chris Hughes

       @facebook-1040598064:disqus So funny! Oops! Thanks for sharing! So funny! Oops! Thanks for sharing!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Hughes/100001188005235 Chris Hughes

       @facebook-1040598064:disqus So funny! Oops! Thanks for sharing! So funny! Oops! Thanks for sharing!

  • James

    I think being forced to take a nap is justification for calling 911. It is kinda like being kidnapped! ;)

    • Alan M

      I love the twist on words and this is so appropriate kid-napped.  Goood call (not the 911 though) 

  • Dawn

    How cute – except if you are living it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Hughes/100001188005235 Chris Hughes

    @Dawn: For real! CSH

  • Derrick Coy

     That’s so funny!!

  • http://www.CesarRamirez.com/ Cesar Ramirez

    Had to share on Facebook! Great read. Thanks for the laughs Chris, I deserved to read this today.

  • http://www.CesarRamirez.com/ Cesar Ramirez

    Had to share on Facebook! Great read. Thanks for the laughs Chris, I deserved to read this today.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=757712943 Erin Kernaghan-Reid

     and thus the fun of raising boys begins! LOL

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Hughes/100001188005235 Chris Hughes

       @facebook-757712943:disqus Yes! I know! And I have 3 of those little suckers! Tell Stew HI! CSH Yes! I know! And I have 3 of those little suckers! Tell Stew HI! CSH

  • Melissa

    This is cute, your going to have fun in a few years 

  • Larry Gregg

    What a great memory this will be! 5 years old is such a precious time in a childs life. When my daughter Geni was that age, after eating an apple she handed me the core and said “I don’t like the bones daddy !”

  • Ann

    Too cute!!!  I would have loved to have heard his conversation with “the lady” LOL!& How nice that you live in a quiet area where the sheriff can actually come to your door! 

  • Sandra Phillips

     That’s so funny, gotta love the kids!!! :)

  • Renamoretti

     Thanks for the belly laugh Mr. Hughes.  Always wanted…

  • http://www.DesiredReflections.com Debbie Oppie

    Love this story, my grandson did the same thing, only he told the 911 operator that his mother was a “Super Villain”. The officer that came had a son the same age so he was having a hard time not laughing at Kalub.

  • Chris West

    My 5 year old wants to do the same thing and I’m surprised he hasn’t gone through with it. It’s great that they learn about it in school but it takes a lot of hours of reinforcement at home that it is only for REAL emergencies. 

  • KS

    Classic Hughes kid story!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Hughes/100001188005235 Chris Hughes

      Yes! Like father like son! He did it again today by the way! And the Sheriff showed up AGAIN! Amazing! Not as funny today. CSH

  • Michelle Marschall

    Kids you got to love um! 

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Hughes/100001188005235 Chris Hughes

      For sure! CSH

  • Steve

    I would teach Zion some other codes,:)

    • http://www.cshughes.com C.S. Hughes

      @Steve: Lol! Good one. Thx! CSH

  • Bg

     Classic describes this life experience better than anything else I can write. Thanks fo rthe laugh of familiarity! 

    • http://www.cshughes.com C.S. Hughes

      @BG: A serious classic. I had to frame it online so I could have it forever! :) Thx! CSH

  • Felicia

    Wow, I thought I was the only person who hated taking naps when I was little. LOL! This is just one of the many reasons why I love children.

    • http://www.cshughes.com C.S. Hughes

      @Felica: This one cracks me up! Kids ROCK! Thanks for chiming in! CSH

  • http://twitter.com/JewellPountney Jewell Pountney

    Kids are great! And I’m grateful mine are grown. :) Different stories now.

  • Bill Etcheverry

    Just another story that goes on the pile of “Things that are funny to look back upon that weren’t funny when they happened!”